I still can't get used to this. My wife gave my four year old a package of things to take to school. He looked inside and screamed with delight, "Wow, thanks Mom, a brand new pack of rubbers!"
I practically fell to the floor laughing, now let me explain:
My little kids are going to a Scottish school, and they're learning all kinds of new words for things. They don't call them erasers here, they call them 'rubbers'. I'm not sure what the slang is for a condom. I'm sure he'll tell me some day....